What a surprise!
They lost again?
You can buy that team for such a bargain!
Their short left field
“Guarded” by a joke
Monster schmonster
The Green Monster is a hoax
The Sox think they are good with all eight of their rings
They think they have wings
But none of their players
Are Hall of Famers
Simply because they suck.
When asked ’bout the Sox
The Yankees laugh at the though
cause they smell like old lox
The Red Sox not aught
To compare themselves
Cause when put next to the Yankees
They look like small elves.
My point is,
It’s easy you see,
Twenty-seven is greater than eight
Yes, it is simply that straight
More history, more legends
More fans and more progression
More cash and more skill
The Yankees
Are Basically
Kings of the Hill.